Funny Phrases

Funny Phrase Personalised Golf Balls

Our funny golfing phrased golf balls come as boxes of 12 each containing 4 sleeves of 3 balls. We have no mimum order requirement so ordering just one box of balls make this a gift for any keen golfer which will suit all budgets.

Pricing for these personalised golf balls includes printing the phrase to one side of the balls with the option to add your own photo, logo or text to side two for a small additional cost.

We have a variety of ball options available with these funny phrases from a cost friendly non-branded ball up to a premium Titleist Pro V1.

All orders for funny phrase golf balls are printed as required so there is a lead time of around 3-5 working days for these golf balls. Because we print in-house we can also offer express printing options for orders needed in a hurry of 2 working days, 24 hours or same day at an additional cost.

  1. Nice shot, Wrong fairway - Novelty funny saying printed golf ball | Best4Balls
    Wrong Fairway
    15.996001 £16.00
  2. Golf is a good walk spoiled Novelty Printed Golf Ball | Best4Balls
    Golf is a good walk spoiled
    15.996001 £16.00
  3. Oops Another Shank Funny Personalised Golf Ball | Best4Balls
    Ooops….another shank?
    15.996001 £16.00
  4. Never Up, Never In Novelty Printed Personalised Golf Ball | Best4Balls
    Never up, never in!
    15.996001 £16.00
  5. Grip it and Rip it - Funny Saying Printed Personalised Golf Balls | Best4Balls
    Grip it and rip it!
    15.996001 £16.00
  6. My Wife Thinks Golf Takes 8 Hours | Best4Balls
    My wife thinks golf takes 8 hours!
    15.996001 £16.00
  7. Printed Novelty Golf Balls - A top is an inch away from the sweet spot | Best4Balls
    A top is....
    15.996001 £16.00
  8. "Don't Mention the Yips!" Novelty Printed Golf Ball | Best4Balls
    Don’t mention the yips!!
    15.996001 £16.00
  9. Driver for Show, Putt for Dough - Novelty Printed Personalised Golf Ball | Best4Balls
    Drive for show, Putt for dough!
    15.996001 £16.00
  10. Thin it to win it!! Novelty Golf Balls from Best4Balls
    Thin it to win it!!
    15.996001 £16.00
  11. Hit Me!! Novelty Printed Golf Ball | Best4Balls
    Hit me!!
    15.996001 £16.00
  12. Beauty of Old Age - Forgetting your bad shots - Funny Printed Golf Balls | Best4Balls
    Beauty of old age!
    15.996001 £16.00 per box
  13. Unlucky, wrong hole!! Novelty Printed Funny Saying Golf Ball | Best4Balls
    Unlucky, wrong hole!!
    15.996001 £16.00 per box

Print Information for Personalised Golf Balls

High quality, durable print process.

Orders will be shipped within 1-5 days (depending on selected lead times)

Our funny phrase golf balls offer designs for all special occasions throughout the year. We have a great mix of balls which have a fixed design which will be printed to side one on the balls. Our funny phrase balls aren't off the shelf we do "print to order" so they will take up to 5 working days to be dispatched. All golf balls also come with the option to print onto side two with a different photo, logo or text for an additional charge.

How to personalise your golf balls: If you are selecting one of our already deisgned balls we will then print onto side one only of your balls to add your own photo logo or text to side two, click the Red 'Personalise' button above and select 'Photo/Logo' or 'Text' option. An online visual will appear on the golf ball before you add to cart. We do not offer visual proofs before printing. 

Lead times: Standard printing lead times are 3-5 days but we do offer a express printing lead times (see below). See the 'Printing Lead Times' section in the customiser when you have personalised your golf balls for express options.

Urgent orders: Select ‘same day’ printing lead times (before 12pm) and we will print and ship your golf balls the same day (excluding weekends and Bank holidays) Select ’24 Hour’ printing lead times and we will print and ship the next day (excluding weekends and Bank holidays) or select 'Fast' and we will print and dispatch your order within 2 working days. A delivery method will also need to be selected at the checkout, the estimated date of delivery in the checkout is based on the printing lead time and delivery method selected. 

Durability: While the print is fairly durable we do not offer a permanent print solution for personalised golf balls. The print may wear during play, the duration of which does depend on the personalisation, playing conditions and ball chosen. For a permanent print option we can offer our logo service, however this is only available for orders of 12 dozen or more.

Artwork required: If needed, please upload your artwork as a jpeg, gif or pdf file. The file should be less than 3MB otherwise it may not upload correctly.

Print size for Personalised golf balls: The maximum print area is approximately 20-22mm for rectangular logos or text. Circular and square logo are usually printed between 18 and 22mm wide. 

Colours: We can print full colour using our personalised service, which is ideal for printing photos and complicated logos. If you have any other queries please email

Personalised Order Dispatch Times

Personalised orders are processed and printed in-house which means we are able to offer very fast lead times. The time it takes to be dispatched depends upon the ‘printing lead time’ that you have selected from our customiser.

Standard personalised orders are printed & dispatched within 3-5 working days. If you need your Personalised order in a hurry, please select Fast, Express or Same Day printing lead times within the customiser.

The printing lead times need to be added to your delivery option e.g. Standard lead times (3-5 days) + Next Working Day delivery = 4-6 days in total to deliver.

Urgent orders - Don’t forget to select Express or Next Day Delivery service from our delivery options, which is on the checkout page.

An estimated delivery date will be shown in the checkout when you select your delivery method. This will also show on your order confirmation.

Orders shipped with Royal Mail will receive an email with an estimated day and time of delivery, this is usually the day before delivery is due. This will contain tracking details for your parcel. Orders shipped with DPD will receive an email the evening the order ships with a tracking link and safeplace options. A further email will be sent around 11am on the morning of delivery with the one-hour delivery window.

Urgent orders can be shipped on a next day, next day before 1pm or next day before 10:30am. 

Free next day UK delivery - for orders of 6 boxes or more (calculated by number of boxes or the equivalent weight in goods)

European shipping starts from only £16.